Best Weird Tweets

Niamh 🍒 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

@NlAMHMEALONE

Is it just me or has anyone else gotten very used to lockdown life and now they're weirdly anxious about everything opening again? Or am I just weird?

C3

@C_3C_3

The Feminists sure are quiet about 250,000 UK girls being raped by Pakistani men. Weird!

feyisayo 💸

@feyiszn

call me weird but i use songs to track time. like “oh, it took me 4 songs to shower”

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

@HumansNoContext

I love when people use their free will in a weird way

Rocketshipalx

@rocketshipalx

My thoughts after 3 months in the US/Texas🇺🇸: - Americans are way more extroverted than Europeans - Talking to strangers is normal here - My first H-E-B trip felt like Boris Yeltsin seeing an American grocery store - Some food is more artificial, but the amount of choices is insane - You can still eat healthy. You just have to choose it - High risk, high reward is real - Way more people are entrepreneurial - People dream bigger than in Europe, and they actually execute - Obv not everyone is smarter, but the smart people are world-class - Successful people here are way more down-to-earth. In Europe, successful people care about status and can be arrogant - Cars. Enough said - Americans have perfected artificial sweets - There’s still more freedom here than in Europe - One thing I didn’t expect: some Americans talk down on America - As an outsider, that’s weird, because imo it’s still the greatest country on Earth🇺🇸🇺🇸

BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️

@mmpadellan

It's weird to me how trump never lets go of a grudge, he still bitches about Obama, Biden, Hillary, and even Rosie O'Donnell for some reason. He never says a word about any of the people who supposedly tried to assassinate him. Nothing. Weird.

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@yh_me2

what a weird ass year

Suraj Sharma

@suraj_sharma14

Bro I'm so sick of pretending this isn't weird. The internet spent 20 years creating tutorials, open-source projects, blog posts & answers for free. AI companies turned all of it into products worth billions. And now the same people who created that knowledge are being told they're replaceable. We built the library. Someone else started charging admission.

Somboy

@offixialSomboy

depression is really weird because how did I spend the whole day laughing with people but as soon as i’m all alone I feel so empty

weird medieval guys

@WeirdMedieval

i cant shake the feeling that anthony gordon took an arrow for me at agincourt in a past life

dhmii

@dhm_14105

weird route if it was awesome #kriselle #deltarune

Soph

@sooaappyy__

yeah im weird but its tight so

𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨

@Bennieeexyz

Pharmacist handed me someone else's medication and I didn't realize until I got home. Opened the bag. Pills I'd never seen before. Name on the bottle said "Robert Chen." I'm not Robert Chen. Drove back. Different pharmacist at the counter. Me: Wrong medication. This is for Robert Chen. Her: Let me check. She scanned it. Her: System says Robert Chen picked this up twenty minutes ago. Me: I picked it up. I'm David Park. Her: Did you show ID? Me: Nobody asked for ID. She called the guy who'd helped me over. He looked panicked. Him: I definitely checked ID. Me: You asked my name and handed me a bag. Him: (pause) Oh no. Turned out Robert Chen picked up my medication at the same time. Same confusion. Nobody checked anything properly. Her: I'll call Mr. Chen. She called him on speaker. Robert: Hello? Her: Did you pick up your prescription today? Robert: Yes, why? Her: Can you check the name on the bottle? Robert: (pause) This says David Park. Her: You're Robert Chen? Robert: Yes. Her: And David Park is here with your medication. Robert: (laughed) How did this happen? Her: We're very sorry. Can you come back? Robert: I'm forty minutes away. Can David just bring it to me and we swap? She looked uncomfortable but agreed. Drove to his house. He opened the door holding my medication and a coffee mug. Robert: This is ridiculous. Me: Completely. We swapped bags. He invited me in for coffee. Seemed rude to refuse. Talked for an hour. He told me about his daughter in Portland. I told him about my job. Robert: Want my number in case they mess up again? Me: You think they will? Robert: That guy seemed very flustered. He texted me two weeks later asking if I wanted to meet at the pharmacy to double-check our prescriptions. We did. Both correct this time. Got coffee after anyway. We've been meeting for coffee every other Thursday for three months now. My girlfriend thinks it's weird I'm friends with a seventy-year-old I met through a pharmacy error. But Robert gives better advice than most of my actual friends. Plus we both switched to CVS. Just in case.

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@nayasroom_

guy in my row was being weird. he had the aisle seat but moved to the middle seat after i had boarded and sat at my window seat :( i was starting to shake from fear while typing this out to show to the flight attendant but she handled it like a queen 😭

horse dentist

@equine__dentist

treat your weird daughter in law with this

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@itsnwts

You don’t find it weird that not a single billionaire wants to end world poverty? Doesn’t it strike you as bizarre that no one with that kind of wealth wants to be the hero who actually solves the world’s biggest problems when they literally could? Isn’t that suspicious?

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@artfuIchaos

at this big age when people show signs of hidden animosity or weird energy, just remove yourself. don’t try to understand them or try to make it make sense.

kira 👾

@kirawontmiss

this is why people call anime weird btw

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@elliee_shinobii

i love when a man gives up on me so I can focus on feeling weird in my room

hera

@shiningdaisies

if you ever leave a conversation with me wondering why i said a weird thing just know i am also thinking the same

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@_iamhabeeb

job shaming is so weird. everybody is just trying to survive

Rachel True

@RachelTrue

The amount of people in here blaming the Black parents for letting their son socialize w/ white kids instead of going after white parents for failing to teach their kids not to kill or abandon their Black ‘friend’ is weird & internalized racism

Science girl

@sciencegirl

Husband and Wife getting wholesomely weird when no one is watching

Stacy is Right

@PoliticalStacy

Why don’t you ever see hundreds of white kids doing this? Weird.

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@realsouplover

made bf bring me food at work and he was acting weird when he dropped it off and then texted me this after driving away

Hannah

@dumbandfunn

it’s weird getting to your 30s and realizing how many people are still deeply in love with their high school ex

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@Xouy17

Normalize leaving people in whatever weird reality they have chosen.

Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney

@PlayaJared

Weird how it’s called Canada Dry when a Can a da stuff makes me WET 💦

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@swagoszn_

Death is weird af. One day you’re around, the next you’re gone. Permanently.

teox

@teox1759

Honestly Blue's Beta design always looked so weird to me, I think I vibe with the current one better

Eve

@tinglespoon

trans women be like: yeah i get super depressed and tired and have weird pains for a few days every month for no reason. no clue why. weird, right?

weird flex, but okay

@usermsrightiee

Tl bora as hell whole gang shining through the city with little funk and soul

MyMy🫦

@sagittariusasfc

I got friend ptsd 😭 btches be weird af

weird medieval guys

@WeirdMedieval

have yall ever seen how medieval people drew bats??? this is crazy, someone should make an account about this

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@sup3rsun

Marrying a young, attractive, rich man who hasn’t had any weird scandals ? Fairs Beverly, you win. 🙏🏽

aron 🍂

@aron_aron__

dude my roommate is sooooo weird

PeterSweden

@PeterSweden7

Something weird is going on. A new study found that testosterone levels in men have COLLAPSED. Testosterone levels have fallen by over 50% since the 70s. This means that men today have less than half the testosterone levels compared with men 50 years ago. Worrying.

'Comms Open' Kiki: TheBozo

@TheBozo420

found this weird room while tweaking in diamond #deltarune #pokemon

Sean Davis

@seanmdav

The refusal to release a simple video of him talking is really, really weird.

Wifi Money Plant

@WifiMoneyPlant

NoFap is the biggest psyop to make you chase pussy and forget your goals Retaining your semen makes you insanely thirsty and you do weird ass shit Just be done with it in 2 minutes and get back to work If sex comes your way have it but don’t dwell on it too much Wolf of Wallstreet spoke about it briefly at length

Lord of the Hoochies ❤️‍🔥🥰

@CashBSpazzin

The way yall try to make it seem like all straight men are gay is so weird .

liyah ʚɞ

@SZlRENA

YOU PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD WHY DO YOU HAVE A PREGNANT DAGGER MOD

Purple N 🇵🇭

@AFriendlyNPC

someone told me to add the weird route jingle to this so i did

thätniggä♰

@thatnigga_frfr

“can i come over? my boyfriend’s been acting weird towards me lately”

horse dentist

@equine__dentist

*sniffs you with my weird protruding snout*