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45 tweets · Collected July 2026
Iraq is legalizing child marriage and lowering the age of consent to just 9. Iraqi women’s rights activist risks her life and confronts an iman who sponsored the bill. “You’re following Muhamad who married 9-year-old Aisha 1400 years ago. That is not normal in today’s world!”
Just collaborated on a two-hour long video,and she is officially announced her marriage on Instagram..... When “I don’t judge” reaches max level. 😭
I’m looking for a good relationship that would lead to marriage
this is the most taylor swift way to announce her marriage i love her
there is someone who said that marriage even gives the poorest men the possibility of having a slave
My daughter’s fiancé called me to ask for my daughter’s hand in marriage. Then called my dad we both said yes this is the result.
WHEN I SAID I DONT BELIEVE IN MARRIAGE THAT WAS A LIE
All married girls i know lost their spark after marriage :(
divorced at 30 and no kids from the marriage. that’s chic
her parents knew what a chinal of a daughter they have raised, no wonder they were looking for her marriage at the age of 19 only.
I know a girl who fell in love with a guy. He refused to marry her because his father didn't approve of the marriage due to their difference in social class. A few days later, the girl's father passed away, and the guy married her on the same day out of sympathy😭😭😭
I got married to the love of my life btw :)
Non virgin girls don’t deserve marriage.
The first official portrait of the Wales family together with the grandparents, the Middletons after Catherine's completing her Three peaks challenge❤️❤️🥹 In 2020, during her interview on The "Happy Mum, Happy Baby" Podcast with Giovanna Fletcher, Catherine praised her parents for their incredible dedication to her siblings and her, saying: "I had a very happy childhood. It was great fun. I’m very lucky I come from a very strong family. My parents were hugely dedicated,"😍 "I really appreciate now as a parent how much they sacrificed for us. They came to every sports match, they’d be the ones on the side-line shouting, and we’d always have our family holidays together."❤️ Indeed, many women have married into the Royal family, but the Middleton Family are truly the shining standard of what a wholesome tight knit family looks like and how they behave. Carole and Michael Middleton have always treasured their children, prioritise them above anything else, and given them the best childhood a child can dream of: not being spoiled but parents who can afford to be present for their children and choose to be👌🏽 Even in adulthood, the Middletons continue to be present parents AND grandparents for their 3 children and 7 grandchildren. No wonder the Middleton marriage and way of life is such an inspiration for William and Catherine in their own marriage😍 A loving, stable and dependable family is an invaluable gift for any child in childhood and the solid base to build strong adults.🥂🥰 #PrinceandPrincessofWales
I have told yall several times that most marriages aren’t abusive. The woman intentionally makes it abusive so you can be blamed when the marriage crashes. Women hate accountability, so before they divorce you, they create a plan. That plan usually starts with sex withdrawal first, then discontent and complains, then unrealistic expectations. These things constantly build frustration in the man because he eventually gets fed up. Then, when he reacts, that reaction is what she uses to divorce him and tell everyone he was abusive. Notice that most women claim abuse only at the final stage of the marriage? She can be married for 10 years, and then in the 10th year she suddenly claims he was abusive. She is tired. She wants to explore other options, but she can’t because she is married. She doesn’t want to cheat because she could lose money and the kids. So, frustrating you becomes her best option. They hate losing.
The Pregnancy Announcement: My husband's mistress announced she was pregnant on social media. Everyone congratulated her. I commented just six words. "Congratulations. He's had a vasectomy." The comment section exploded.
Here is Ilhan Omar and Ahmed Nur Said Elmi’s (Omar’s BROTHER) marriage certificate. This incestuous SICKO married her full blood brother to get around US immigration laws. He couldn't get into the country on his own. Why not? Denaturalize and deport Omar and her brother.
Men, DON'T call her 'my partner', She is YOUR WIFE. She is not your partner. Call her 'my wife', She is a wife! What is wrong with men nowadays? There is no partnership in marriage. #MasculinitySaturday
A woman on TikTok is going viral because she is moving to Afghanistan to be with her husband, whom she met on Snapchat and has spent only a week with. She criticizes America for pedophilia and violence in detention centers while ignoring that in Afghanistan... - Girls are banned from education - Women are completely erased from public life: they can’t work most jobs, can’t speak in public, and can’t leave home without a male escort - 21.9 million people (half the country) need emergency aid...17.4 million are facing starvation, and 3.7 million children have acute malnutrition - The Taliban has legalized beating wives “without breaking bones,” along with skyrocketing rates of child marriage - They have enforced a rigid caste-like system - There is no freedom of religion, speech, or dress Leftists in America have been brainwashed into hating America so much that they don’t understand the freedoms they enjoy. It’s very sad to watch.
Imagine meeting a woman, then boom—you have a business partner and a wife. 🧡
Let me repeat. If as a lady, you have cheated on your boyfriend and he's aware, please leave that relationship and go date another man. Even if he tells you that he has forgiven you, don't listen to him. That man will waste your time until you're 30+. If he decides to marry you, he'll torture you in that marriage. Leave that relationship now and don't look back. I have told you now. Don't start claiming victim in the future. You were warned. End.
Tell a man who says he doesn't want kids or marriage you don't either & watch how important those things become to him.
choose your toxic marriage 🙏🏻🙂↔️ #iwtv
Until you’ve tasted marriage, you will never understand why that 50 yr old uncle of yours isn’t married. You will always think he is an idiot.
Ladies … choose yourself. I woke up to this nonsense after almost 11 years of marriage
I’m sorry but cheating is not part of ups and downs of a marriage
BREAKING: We just moved to subpoena Rep. Ilhan Omar and her brother/husband’s immigration records in the Oversight Committee. Federal marriage fraud and knowingly entering a marriage to evade immigration laws is a serious felony punishable by prison time, steep fines, denaturalization and deportation. Marrying a sibling is illegal in every state. We intend to get to the bottom of it. END THE FRAUD. DENATURALIZE AND DEPORT ILHAN OMAR.
"fuck marry kill" is a stupid game. First of all, marriage is evil. Secondly, everyone must die.
MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.
Now I understand why they keep telling women to marry before 25. After 25, you start thinking differently. You stop chasing the wedding and start asking if the marriage itself is even worth it.
The best marriage advice you'll ever hear. 😂😍
Life after my arranged marriage
An 8-year-old girl cries as she is being sold by her own family and forced into an arranged marriage with a 60-year-old man. This is Islam.
getting hit on by married men is way more black pilling about marriage than any feminist literature tbh
Marriage is collapsing because average women think they deserve ABOVE average men. That's the whole conversation.
When a wife can joke that another man “needs to get laid” while starving her own marriage of intimacy, the sting isn’t the joke, it’s watching her admit the truth in public that she denies at home.
Is this Peller and Jarvis cake not too much for a marriage that won’t last?😭
Here's a big chart of the latest data on interracial marriage in America. It's an ethnicity-by-ethnicity breakdown of who marries who for some of the biggest groups, counting just those born in the U.S.
You know why his case is a bit worse ? He’s not just 21 He’s a 21yr old famous uneducated multi-millionaire And you say na marriage with person wey senior you remain for you ? Body MUST tell you in due time.. MUST!!!
Can’t wait for democrats to defend cousin marriage!
Looks like this is the first time his opinion has actually counted in his marriage. 😂😂
The sexual revolution was marketed as liberation for women, but in practice, it liberated men from every obligation they used to have toward women. Before the sexual revolution, a man who wanted access to a woman had to offer marriage. He had to commit, provide, and prove himself worthy. Sex was reserved for the marriage bed, and this gave women enormous leverage in selecting the best possible husband. The sexual revolution removed all that. Women were told casual sex was empowering. And men were happy, they could get everything they wanted without offering anything in return. Fifty years later, women are more sexually available than ever and lonelier than ever. They gave away their only bargaining chip and got nothing except heartbreak and men who see no reason to commit. The revolution wasn't for women. It was for men.
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