Best Tweets About Relationships

Kai Cenat

@KaiCenat

I’m single I will never be in another relationship again

QUEPID🐶

@_Daminator

My friend said this is “getting back out there” after a long relationship I’m dead.

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@Btrillaaa

Damn imagine being in a whole new relationship still giving a fuck about your ex LMAO

Leeya 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@Soul_Dignified

My kinda relationship goals

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

Folly👄

@wtffolly_

This guy periodically checks in to see if I’m still in a relationship 😂😂

࣪ ִֶָ☾.

@5hwty

how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it

ollie (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

@pachimoira

I get so gay off that how do we relationship

Icy

@whereicy

The relationship works better when you’re both perverts

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@deityofnightt

I wish for a relationship where we eat, drink, travel and have fun together.

yas

@adoomies3

This photo is so funny and kinda sums up Corbin and Parmida relationship. Like everyone taking a selfie together and they looking at themselves-

Murray Hill Guy

@MurrayHillGuy1

Millennials, it's time to choose your midife crisis 1. Date a 23 year old 2. Quit drinking and become insufferable about it 3. Double down on drinking 4. Train for a marathon nobody asked about 5. Have a panic baby (with wife you hate) 6. "We're opening the relationship" (she bangs) 7. Get divorced 8. Get diagnosed with adult ADHD/autism 9. Niche side quests like rock climbing, hyrox, gardening, handstands

Dear Self.

@Dearme2_

Do you support this relationship?

mayank

@maynkydvv

When you lowkey want a relationship but you remember that one time when you couldn't eat for 3 weeks straight

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@fvckfemi_

i just want a relationship where I don't have to play detective and my nervous system can finally rest

ＰＲ

@enish__7

Full Name: 𝙇𝙪𝙘𝙮 𝙆𝙖𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙋𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧 🇬🇧 Date of Birth: December 20, 1983 Age: 42 years Height: 5’5” (165 cm) Weight: Approx. 57 kg (126 lbs) Body Measurements: 32GG-24-34 Birthplace: Winchester, Hampshire, England 🇬🇧 Nationality: British 🇬🇧 Education: Studied at Peter Symonds College Profession: Glamour Model | Actress | TV Personality Years Active: 2003 – Present 💰 Net Worth: Approx. $2M – $3M (estimated) 💵 Income Sources: • Glamour modeling • Magazine photoshoots • TV appearances & reality shows • Acting roles • Brand promotions & social media 📊 Social Media Followers: • Instagram: 500K+ followers • Twitter (X): 300K+ followers ❤️ Relationship: Not publicly disclosed

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@deityofnightt

being in a relationship where our faces and eyes will shine with love

Sɪɴɢᴀᴘᴇʀᴜᴍᴀʟ

@Singaperumal_

Name : 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙚 𝙀𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝 🇺🇸 Date of Birth : December 18, 2001 Age : 24 years Height : 5’3″ (160 cm) Weight : Approx. 61 kg Body Measurements : Not Publicly Disclosed Birthplace : Los Angeles, California, USA 🇺🇸 Nationality : American Education : Homeschooled Profession : Singer | Songwriter | Musician Years Active : 2015 – Present 💰 Net Worth : $50M – $70M+ 💸 Income Sources : • Music sales & streaming • Concert tours • Brand endorsements • Merchandise sales • Film & TV projects 📊 Social Media Followers : • Instagram : 120M+ followers • TikTok : 65M+ followers ❤️ Relationship : Not publicly disclosed.

Bread Boi

@BreadBoi

My definition of a healthy relationship 🫳🏽✨

MSIZI 🇿🇦

@msiziworld

I just want a relationship where I no longer have to play detective and my nervous system can finally rest🙏🏽

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@lilmissnothoein

My butt is getting bigger, I have no relationship problems, and my hair is growing. Life is great

poppa

@popitforpoppa

when you realize she’s a hœ mid relationship

小

@lostyouinmay

dear our relationship,

Monisha 🕊

@gurl_modern

Name : 𝙅𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙣 𝙈𝙘𝘿𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙡𝙙 🇺🇸 Date of Birth : June 27, 2002 Age : 23 years Height : 5’4″ (163 cm) Weight : Approx. 56 kg Birthplace : United States 🇺🇸 Nationality : American Education : High School Graduate Profession : Social Media Personality | TikTok Star | Influencer Years Active : 2020 – Present 💰 Net Worth : $200K – $500K+ 💸 Income Sources : • TikTok content creation • Instagram collaborations • Brand sponsorships • Social media promotions 📊 Social Media Followers : • TikTok : 1M+ followers • Instagram : 300K+ followers ❤️ Relationship : Not publicly disclosed

femiiiiii.

@femiiiszn

cheating is so stupid. nobody is forcing you to be in a relationship, you weird freak.

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@_itsmeyes_

I know my relationship is dying but I'm not ready to end it.

fàgó

@Fago9ere

I want a relationship where we can confess our mistakes & bounce back on good terms instead of just giving up

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@PRINCESSVlCKY

my red flag is i can't survive in a casual relationship because i bring shakespearean-level devotion to a 3 day talking stage

fàgó

@Fago9ere

You and your partner changing your ways to make the relationship work is top tier

taco belle

@animalologist

This is what is meant by ‘male leadership’ in a heterosexual relationship btw. They share values but he’s more unflinching in expressing them & protecting them, which inspires her bc she’s more naturally accommodating

shayla

@callmeMaharani

my ex used the silent treatment as punishment. He knew how bad my anxiety got & would ghost me for days on purpose. Now when anyone takes too long to text back, my brain goes straight to panic. This is what people mean when abuse doesn’t end when the relationship does.

toxic king

@toxicking

Y’all hoes made being alone feel safer than being in a relationship

fàgó

@Fago9ere

I’m so ready for a mature adult relationship. No hidden motives, just love & good energy

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@laylanaiim

I’m convinced when you rekindle a relationship with someone (friend, family, ex, etc), something will always resurface to show you why you should have left it burned and dried up.

abby

@abbypaiges

whenever a girl gets comfortable in a relationship, she turns into a cat

sammm ☆

@onlysammms

can universe send me one real loving relationship with no mind games and no lessons so i can shut the fuck up for fucking once

Acacia🐰

@iiiiwanttolive

Honestly one of my favorite things is when a character is basically a horrible person but is a positive moral actor on a macro scale and contribute to the well being of society as a whole so this only really comes up if you have a personal relationship with them.

The Touchline | 𝐓

@TouchlineX

🚨📲 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Kylian Mbappé's girlfriend Ester Exposito STATEMENT on IG: "In recent months, and especially over the past few days, false and defamatory headlines and reports about me and my personal life have been circulating on social media. They have nothing to do with reality or with who I am." "Absurd rumors created with the intention of tarnishing a relationship between two people and damaging my dignity." "Not everything is acceptable, and this time I feel compelled to draw the line here and take legal action against those responsible.”

t-murdaaaa

@nialashaeee_

i do not like lightskin niggas shit always feel like a lesbian relationship

harriet :3

@d3mentedx

i think i’m too obsessive for a relationship

The Touchline | 𝐓

@TouchlineX

🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Just weeks before the World Cup, Lamine Yamal’s girlfriend, Inés García, had only around 25,000 followers on Instagram. Since reportedly beginning her relationship with Lamine in May, she has skyrocketed to 4 MILLION followers. On the day of the World Cup final alone, she gained around 1.5 MILLION followers. Her massive rise on social media has already attracted several major brand sponsorships. 📈

​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚

@sunnkssdseraph

when a couple breaks up, don't listen to both sides. Just watch who gets a glow up and who jumps fast into a new relationship. Because people can tell me whatever story they want, but I'm watching the post breakup behavior. One person suddenly starts going to the gym, drinking water, reconnecting with friends, finding hobbies, reading books, learning a language, discovering inner peace. The other is dating someone 11 minutes later. And I'm not talking about just going out on dates, flirting here and there, you know, dressing your wounds up a little bit. That's normal, that's fine. I'm talking about a full relationship 2.5 weeks after telling your ex you're still in love with them and the funniest part is how predictable it all is. One person treats break up like physical therapy and the other treats it like a relay race. There's no gap whatsoever, just a clean handoff right away. I'm not saying it proves anything, I'm just saying if someone was supposedly devastated and then debuted a new relationship before even learned the breakup happened i'm going to have some questions. Okay, a lot of questions. Everybody says healing looks different for everyone, which I guess is true, but some people's healing looks suspiciously like having another person's Netflix password immediately. You got to take it easy.

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@theamourkiss

being in a relationship where you can have fun together

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

Antelope and myna birds enjoy a symbiotic relationship A flock of bank mynas perches on the backs of nilgai antelope in Keoladeo National Park, India, feeding on fleas and other insects while helping keep the antelope free of parasites

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@Pjustgotback

There’s no “next relationship” I’m done with y’all