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Gordon Ramsay's roast-famous replies and tweets, collected for the laughs.
45 tweets · Collected July 2026
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Any reason I’m all alone ??? I do play well with others.....
You need to grow up !
Marry him....
I’ve been trying to ignore it since last October
I didn't know you can tweet from prison
I wrote it on his T shirt
After 3 baftas and one Emmy... finally we have won an Oscar, please welcome Oscar James Ramsay, who touched down at 12:58 today for some lunch ! Xxx
Party time tonight for Tilly’s 18th !!!!!!
Looks like your dogs laid one in the oven
An important #FathersDay message from me…WEAR A HELMET ! This week I had a bad accident while riding my bike in CT. I'm doing ok and I’m thankful for all the doctors, nurses and staff at @LMHospital who looked after me but most thankful for my helmet that saved my life. Be Safe
A crock of crap....
Looks like you've been smoking hash
Pineapple does not go on top of pizza.....
Stunned and saddened by the loss of Anthony Bourdain. He brought the world into our homes and inspired so many people to explore cultures and cities through their food. Remember that help is a phone call away US:1-800-273-TALK UK: 116 123
B urnt L ooks T errible
Is he rolling a joint.....
This is why I'm not a vegetarian
Taking Idiot Sandwiches worldwide ! 😂
Uh I have.....
If you're heading to Boston....then I have a treat for you 🙂
F... fin embarrassed.. Ban Shark Fin soup, it tastes of nothing yet destroys their eco system decimating our shark population not smart
Idiot sandwich
The table cloth has more decoration on it !
Get back on Tinder !
It's looks as dry as my grandma..... she passed 20yrs ago
Over cooked eggs with worms ! No thanks
Something's coming...
I'm more worried about your bon app-a-feet.... disgusting, seriously?
Idiot sandwich right there !
Your suppose to roast the chicken not take to the crematorium
I'm not sure what's more off putting your food or your toes..... they're longer than your noodles....
As they say in Frozen Let it go......
I crave a different kind of Buzz
They look like oven baked fake turds..... ones got diarrhea and now your covering them in chocolate?
Cucumbers and baked beans..... you need to stop smoking
Perfectly cooked Connor
A birthday cake.....
My grandads toes in his ridiculous sandals
I'd rather eat your gold fish...
Cremated....Ashes to Ashes
Nice one..... Big Boy
Fifty shades of POTATOE....
Looks like a piece of foam.... now place those slices of bread on your ears and shout #idoitsandwich
See a doctor quick !
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