Michelle and I are thinking of the victims and their families in Barcelona. Americans will always stand with our Spanish friends. Un abrazo.
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45 tweets · Collected July 2026
Michelle and I are thinking of the victims and their families in Barcelona. Americans will always stand with our Spanish friends. Un abrazo.
Thinking about our neighbors in Mexico and all our Mexican-American friends tonight. Cuidense mucho y un fuerte abrazo para todos.
My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
so last summer i randomly met this 80 y/o woman on words with friends. we played 300+ games together and she actually ended up becoming a good friend of mine. today i got to go to florida and meet her in person💜
@NaughtyBoyMusic you fat joke stop pretending we're friends no one knows you .
One of my friends bought a pair of Meta glasses so the whole friend group started referring to him as “the pervert” until he got rid of them
I’m telling you they are best friends
I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
I’ve been in theater all my life either they are the VERY BEST OF FRIENDS/FUCKING or THEY HATE EACH OTHER’S FUCKING GUTS and there’s no in between.
Imagine having this many friends AND they're not always broke or flaking on you
First base: raw sex Second base: telling you about my mental illness Third base: a kiss in public Fourth base: introducing you to my friends
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Happy birthday to my wonderful son. @elonmusk has given me 55 years of joy. It’s so much fun to celebrate with family and friends. His cake is a rocket and a moon base 🎂🎂🎉
If you ask your asexual friends what they think of when they do it you’ll only get funny answers
normalize doing this when your friends ignore u
My friends bra has hands on the inside…? 😭
When it’s July 1st but your friends still gay
🫂🇵🇹🇨🇴 James Rodriguez: “Cristiano is a role model. When I arrived at Real Madrid, he was one of the first people to welcome me. He invited me to his house, and we became close friends”. “He’s a wonderful person and an example for everyone. Just look at his physique at 41 years of age”.
I like using twitter because none of my friends use it
I’ll never understand the hate for „friends to lovers“, it’s literally the BEST way to get into a relationship???
Your friends when you give them access to your hotspot
Always say yes to a quick 30 minute beer with your friends because that hour and a half could be the best 6 hours of your life
First teaser for ‘BUDDY’, a new horror movie starring Cristin Milioti, Topher Grace and Michael Shannon. The film follows a girl and her friends who must escape a demented kids TV show. In theaters on August 28.
how the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it
scrolling on twt while being out with ur friends
Me: Hey Siri. 🤖: Yes master? Me: Call all of my friends. 🤖: ERROR no friends detected. Me: I mean my pawns. 🤖: Understood master, calling all 8 billon people. Me: Checkmate.
Best friends forever..🐾😊
“Stop shipping them, they’re just friends” booringg..
Me: Siri? Call my friends Siri: no "friends" detected. Me: Oh, right. Sorry
Yall just friends to me.
Me: Siri call my friends Siri: No friends found
How do you make online friends
zach campbell & friends fake gagging so that doja doesn’t kick them out reaction video healings
Neurodivergent friends, what color is February?
sitting animal friends
Mexico is proud to stand with Canada in times of need, just as friends and partners do. 🇲🇽🇨🇦. Our firefighters are highly trained, experienced, and courageous professionals. They have come not only to help combat these wildfires, but also to support the Canadian people. This is what the Canada–Mexico partnership is about: solidarity, cooperation, and standing together when it matters most. @SRE_mx @CONAFOR @r_velascoa @cristinaplanter @GAC_Corporate @fordnation @ONforestfires @EmbaMexCan
I genuinely believe a 4 day workweek with 5 to 6 hour days would change society for the better. People would be less stressed, spend more time with family and friends, and actually have the energy to enjoy life instead of just recovering from work. We'd probably end up healthier and happier because of it.
Puppy making friends with cows..🐕🐾😍
Wizkid, Davido and Burna Boy are my friends, their wahala is just too much” — Olamide 😂
Friends come in all shapes and sizes..🐕🐾🦆😍
Friends to lovers is what i crave for #slowburn
if you knew where i was walking to a house, not a home, all alone CAUSE NOBODY’S THERE where i pace in my pen and my friends found friends who care NO ONE SEES WHEN YOU LOSE WHEN YOU’RE PLAYING SOLITAIRE
i never want it to go unsaid that i am so grateful for friendship. oh, i love my friends so much.🥺
-No girlfriend -Gym 6x a week -Same 3 friends -One delusional crush -8hrs work -Life is good
You need to be joy maxxing. Hanging with friends. Lifting weights. Enjoying a hobby. Grabbing beers. Side hustling. Reading. Learning niche facts. Locking in. Working hard. Just fully living and enjoying their lives. It’s very attractive when you love your life. It’s very attractive when your life is full. Law of attraction. You attract what you are.
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