at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid
For everyone who lives at the gym — the funniest and most relatable gym tweets on X.
45 tweets · Collected July 2026
at the gym i said subscription instead of membership and the girl replied with 'lol this isnt a pharmacy'. bitch thats a prescription were both stupid
“Why do girls want an all female gym”
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the pringles holder on the treadmill
Menstruating time is a time for rest. Not labor. Not the gym. Those tampon commercials are all marketing. Go lay down.
after months in the gym I finally have my dream body 🙌 feels so good to achieve my goals 💪❤️
There’s this guy at the gym that I frankly thought was possessed, schizophrenic or something. Some days he’d be super friendly, other days he’d be cold like he never knew me Found out today he’s an identical twin
If I saw this at the gym, I’m deadass reporting y’all and getting y’all banned for life
The White House has proposed a new law requiring that subscription services, like gym memberships, can be canceled with a single click It also proposes that banks and credit card companies allow customers to speak to a real human instead of chatbots
4 years ago I was homeless sleeping in my car, showering at the gym, wondering where my next meal would come from. Today I’m officially a homeowner!
I want to open my own girls-only gym that has a vegan smoothie/shake bar, a variety of classes including yoga and pole dancing, full weight racks, hip thrust machines, spa on site, and just an overall badass sisterhood type vibe ya feel
how do you guys handle a full time job, going to the gym, prepping all your meals, hanging out with friends, visiting family and keeping your place clean and tidy without going insane?
So I started the gym yesterday (against my will) & today I get home and there was a bag of new gym outfits, shoes and workout equipment waiting for me, my bf said “I figured if u looked cute you’d be more motivated to go” .. literally skipping to the gym as I tweet 😭
If I’m at the gym and see someone doing this I’m going home.
Canceling a gym membership is like tryna get out of the cartel
Talking to someone at the gym doesn’t mean they’re hitting on you and EVERYTHING doesn’t need to be posted on social media.
Wonder how all those gym lads are holding up now they’ve had no personality for 8 weeks
Get in the gym, I promise you’ll feel better.
So weird a guy ate a bat halfway across the world and now I can’t go to the gym.
When you're almost done picking teams in gym class.
Every piece of fitness advice I could come up with after 6 years in the gym: 1. Stop drinking alcohol.
Female TikToker Tried To Check A Man For Apparently "Looking At Her" In The Gym and Accuses Him of Being a Pervert! Then This Happened😂💀
You would never see my face at this gym again
Black woman who was kicked out of a Gold’s Gym in Los Angeles because she complained about a man using the women’s locker room. Good for this woman and shame on Gold’s Gym. She should sue both the man and the gym.
Thieves training at gym
Gym progress is weird. You look the same every day... until one random Tuesday.
Obsessed with this lady’s TikTok shop gym
No hate on obese people in the gym but I just don’t think lateral raises are a very good use of your time if you weigh 340 pounds
after gym selfie
At the gym 💪🏻
Handsome privilege exists fellas, get in that gym and get them haircuts.
Home & £Gym Workout 🔥🔥
me in the gym doing some bullshit bc idk what im doing
Rate my gym fit
gym paying off or nah? 💙
Rate my gym outfit please 😘
the first thing you see after entering a gym in 2026
Get yourself a girl who goes to the gym
Leg day at the gym
6 YEARS IN THE GYM TAUGHT ME THE BEST FOODS FOR WEIGHT LOSS. 1. Popcorn
Gym Workout 🏋️
Shoulder Day Workout 🔥 🔥
can’t wait for gym tmrw
Fresh haircut and a fresh gym sesh
The gym is actually for your mental health.
NO GYM. NO PROBLEM. DO THIS EVERY ALTERNATE DAY : 1. PUSH-UPS
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