Best Tweets of All Time

zae

@itszaeok

this might be the best tweet of all time

Happy birthday to my best tweet ever

chicken boy 🐓

@badrechicken

i think this is objectively the best tweet to ever grace this website

this might be the best jjk tweet

Matt

@LegendEskimoBoy

Best tweet I’ve seen in ages 😂

vegan wan

@kenobarnes

easily my best tweet this decade gosh her face always gets me

THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc

@theobromic_

bernini was raised by an established sculptor acquainted with the pope himself and was brought to rome at age 8 to receive the best training one could ask for in renaissance italy, never needing to study or work in any other field this is a stupid tweet

Zaza Waybright

@Le_Unorthodox

Twitter has existed for 2 whole decades now and this remains probably the best tweet to ever be tweeted

Mira

@yumeMira_gyu

Possibly the best pfp i’ve ever seen just liked my tweet this is so awesome… my two fav animals in one.. ouhh how i love you sneal

wally b kleeposting

@kleeposting

Is still the best Sopranos tweet?

taoki

@justalexoki

easily the best tweet of all time

Melian Refugee

@escapefrommelos

the “translate tweet” button is the best thing to ever happen to this site

Aleph

@woke8yearold

This is the best tweet anyone ever made about Trump

Patrick Bet-David

@patrickbetdavid

Joe Trying to bully Dr Hotez? Interesting Let me address 5 issues with your tweet: 1. Bullying Millions of Americans from all walks of life were bullied into taking the vaccine. Some forced Many coerced Many threatened to lose their jobs Thousands of businesses went bankrupt Families were divided on the vaccine issue. Late night hosts doing skits dressed in a syringes Mayors of NY city offering free fries if you took the vaccine NIH director flip flopping on masks MSM calling those who questioned the vaccine “conspiracy theorists” And you call @joerogan a bully? 🤔 2. Capitalism What makes capitalism work Freedom to buy Freedom to sell Freedom to try Freedom to fail Key word is “FREEDOM” You told me 10 years ago that your favorite book was Atlas Shrugged. I even gifted you a 1st print, 1st edition of the book 8 years ago. A story of a dystopian 🇺🇸 in which private businesses suffer under increasingly burdensome laws & regulations. Of all the people who knows what happened the last 3 years, it’s YOU. We all know who got destroyed in that book. The small business owner The man/woman who risked it all for a dream These men & women who are heroes to society were bullied, mocked, silenced and disrespected during the pandemic. How were laws and regulations during COVID? How many small business owners lost everything? You have the stats. You know the numbers. You know you’re against this. I sometimes wonder what you fear? What is preventing you from using your logic, experience and common sense (that YOU have a ton of) to share that POV with YOUR followers? 🤔 3. Debate I’ve watched you closely over the years. You’re great at debating. So great that you could argue both sides of any issue. I think you ought to make a run for the 2024 presidential election. You have some very good points. I digress. You say let’s not disrespect all the medical professionals that dedicate their lives to saving lives, like @PeterHotez & the 800k plus doctors in the country that believe vaccines save lives. One of the benefits of living in 🇺🇸 is its health care system. My Dad was supposed to be dead 37 years ago after having a MASSIVE heart attack. He wasn’t supposed to live past 65. We just celebrated his 81st b-day thanks to great doctors who took care of him. But just like cops, we know 99% of them do the right thing but the 1% who don’t, should we not hold them accountable? All Joe is asking for is a debate. If Dr. Hoetz is right, then what does he have to lose? Is he too good for it? You sure don’t fear debating anyone? Why protect Dr Hotez instead of letting them get in the ring? Debating is the American way. It helps us get closer to the truth. 4. Comparing @elonmusk & Rogan to mainstream media That’s a bit of a stretch but I have an idea of why you would say that. Before October of last year, these types of conversations were NOT possible on twitter, FB or YT. Only in private settings Many content creators were silenced if they interviewed people with opposing views on COVID. Our @RobertKennedyJr interview was taken down on YT 2 years ago. Content creators were walking on egg shells afraid of being deplatformed. Musk isn’t silencing anyone who argues for vaccines. He’s actually creating a climate to have the debate. Just this week MSNBC & CNN both said they won’t air Trump’s speech because they already knew in advance that he’ll tell lies. As if JB only tells the truth? 🤔 That sounds like a dictatorship where the elite know what’s best for you & I. As if we can’t think for ourselves. A bit arrogant + pompous, don’t you think? Thank God for @Twitter, @Spotify, @Rumble and other platforms who allowed for the discussion to happen. 5. Cost Plus Drugs As a marketer, I respect your strategy of getting into this thread to promote costplusdrugs. A lesson for small business owners. Keep pushing the envelope. We need as many voices as possible.

MrBeast

@MrBeast

I love talking to random people that have dedicated their life to something. Whether it be investing, social media, sports, or stacking cups lol it’s consistently been the best way to inspire me creatively. If you’re an interesting person reply to this tweet! I’d love to chat :D

MAMA AWARDS

@MnetMAMA

[#2016MAMA] Vote for the Best Asian Style with a TWEET! #BTS #MAMAredcarpet #HotelsCombined

GREG ISENBERG

@gregisenberg

This is one of the best videos to ever exist for entrepreneurs, creators... I think about it often. In 2016, Pharrell Williams visited a NYU music production class to critique student songs. At the beginning you could see student "Maggie Rogers" drenched with the absolute terror of sharing this with him. Pharrell is there just trying to keep his excitement in. The guy couldn’t wait to tell her this song is the bee’s knees. After he listened to a song called “Alaska”, he explained why “I have zero, zero, zero notes for that:” 24 hours later, someone posted the clip to Reddit. It blew up and the rest is history. Grammy nominated, millions of followers etc. And Maggie responded to the Reddit thread (i'll share screenshot in the next tweet). This story I find so cool because it inspires other artists to share what they got. We all can all connect with the fear of showing our work. It ain't easy. And to have a unique POV like Maggie. Easy to copy, harder to have something unique. I’ve got a bunch of designs, creations that have never seen the light of day. This video inspires me to publish more. My point of sharing this video: Publish your art anonymously. Or publish your art proudly as yourself. Bonus points if it's one of a kind work. But publish your darn art. This is your new week's energy. This is your 2024 energy. Go get 'em. -- If you enjoyed this, go listen to some Maggie Rogers. And thank you to Pharrell for being so supportive to an up and comer. And go follow me for more stories like this @gregisenberg, so you get more of it in your feed I share stories about internet communities, free startup ideas and more. (link in bio for more info about me)

Neb | 🏳️‍🌈

@NebsGoodTakes

my best tweet this year imo

Mr Psquare

@PeterPsquare

My dear brother Paul, Just like I have told you several times, I am not in any competition with you or anybody else. However, seeing you grant countless interviews where you constantly discredit my efforts in the group that we both created and built together really speaks volumes. In your recent interviews, you claimed that you wrote and sang 99% of all P-SQUARE songs and discredited me by saying that our song with TI "EjeaJo," which I wrote, was a failure. You went as far as using the YouTube views to discredit me once again. You never acknowledged the other songs like "Get-Squared," "Bizzy Body," "Personally," "Roll It," "Temptation," "Alingo," "More than a Friend," "Shekini," "Say Your Love," "Gimme Dat," "Senorita," "IGBEdu," and a few others. Were these songs also considered failures as well? Every time I have spoken in interviews about P-SQUARE, I have always used "we" and "us" because I saw us as a team. But whenever you speak, it’s always "I" and "me," even when I’m standing right beside you. It’s as if I never existed. My brother, neither of us is the most talented artist in the world, but you fail to understand that God gave us this talent and even granted us another chance to excel after our last breakup. Instead, you chose to turn the most awarded and decorated music group in Africa into a laughingstock again. One thing you need to understand clearly is that the fans didn’t fall in love with P-SQUARE because of who sang or danced the most. What made us special was the magic that came from our combined effort - us two! P-SQUARE was a force, and the fans fell in love with P-SQUARE because of our uniqueness and unity. We both have talent, no doubt, and I have often praised you in our interviews for your songwriting ability. I have also praised anyone who has ever written a song for us or even for me as Mr. P. But instead of showing gratitude for my kind words, you seem to find satisfaction in rubbing it in my face, forgetting that it is by God’s grace that we have come this far. Rather than joining forces with me to reclaim our number 1 spot in the music industry, you chose to team up with Jude to claim the number 1 spot in the P-SQUARE group, always looking for opportunities to marginalize and humiliate me. You are always claiming to be P-SQUARE’s songwriter, composer, producer, singer, backup vocalist, in fact you are everything including P-SQUARE’s video director, band, promoter, manager, even the choreographer. You are the Author and Finisher of P-SQUARE! In fact, I dash you 100% of everything instead of the 99% you claim. I blame myself for not responding to your tweet claims in April 2015 that you wrote and sang all of P-SQUARE’s songs. I didn’t respond to these false claims for the sake of peace, as advised by family and friends, and now I am paying dearly for it. So, my brother, let me ask you: Is Rudeboy or Mr P bigger and more successful than P-SQUARE today? Are we individually selling out arenas and stadiums like P-SQUARE used to? Are we topping world music charts with our songs as solo artistes? Do we command crowds and entertain massive audiences like P-SQUARE? I often find myself wondering, what do you truly gain by constantly disrespecting and belittling me all the time. You have disrespected my wife, disrespected my family, disrespected my talent, disrespected my ideas, and even sided with Jude when he was clearly trying to oppress me. Now, it feels like you have taken it even further by trying so hard to turn the fans against me by making them believe I’m jealous of you. You have been doing everything for the fans to hate me, but guess what? They will never hate me; instead, they will hate us both because we have disappointed and failed them. I hope you are happy now. I genuinely wish you nothing but the best, bro! As for those who believe these lies and false narratives and come to my page to drop negative comments, I understand because you have been fed the wrong narrative for a long time.

(fan) Trey

@UTDTrey

No Nigerian can go past this tweet without dropping a like for the best Keeper in the world. Stanley Nwabali❤️

Troll Football

@TrollFootball

The best "Click here" tweet award goes to Tottenham

Duncan Smith

@DuncanSmithNBA

God dammit this is the best Centel tweet of all time

Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐

@TrueSlazac

best tweet ever written

MAMA AWARDS

@MnetMAMA

#2017MAMA Vote for Best Asian Style in Hong Kong with a tweet #MAMARedCarpet #EXO

antonio

@marcooanttonioo

I wouldn’t say I got fat, but I’m very happy with life and in a healthy relationship. Kind of weird that you would tweet about me after all these years, but best wishes !

littlebillie

@littlebillie

“10 years ago my husband slept with my best fr-“ BOOP tweet disappeared cuz you just opened the app WHERE IS IT WHAT HAPPENED

Jason Kelce

@JasonKelce

Congratulations to the Philadelphia Eagles, my former teammates, and friends on being SB LIX Champions!! There were a lot of emotions last night, and now that I’ve collected my thoughts, I’ll attempt to share them in the longest tweet ever. That game was odd for me to watch if I’m being completely honest. I knew it was going to be mixed emotions before, during, and after, and I now know what my parents had to deal with two years ago. On one hand, I wanted what is best for my brother, and to see his success. And on the other hand, there are so many people, teammates, and coaches, in the Philadelphia Eagles organization that I care deeply about, Many of whom I owe my own success to throughout my career. I am very proud for Jalen Hurts, Nick Sirianni, and this entire team. They have persevered greatly, answered their critics amazingly, and proved themselves to be undoubtedly the best team this season. It is extremely difficult for a team in the NFL to have enough talent, coaching, fortune, and character to win a Super Bowl. The character and swagger of this Eagles team was something truly special to behold. A true representation of the toughness and grit that makes Philadelphia what it is. Well done fellas, well fucking done. As for my brother, There isn’t a person I love or care about more. It has been tough to process these feelings, of course I feel for him and am always rooting for him, but I know he does not need, nor want my pity. He has amassed greatness few on this planet could ever dream of, as has his team, and they should feel pride in their accomplishments this season and in the past. I know right now they are still thinking of last night and the shortcomings in the last game, But in time that will fade, and the greatness they have exhibited as a group will remain as one of the most dominant eras of football ever. Man I love this sport, the people that play it, and the fans that enjoy it. Nothing else like it. Congratulations Philadelphia, I look forward to the speeches and celebrations that will happen in the coming days. I mean who doesn’t love a parade! In the words of Chase Utley “World Fucking Champs”, and to all the haters out there, remember what my man Jay Ajayi said “Fuck Em” Go Birds

littlebear36

@littlebear36_

Best tweet of the World Cup

Gaga Crave 🌷

@AMENARTPOP

this is the best aged tweet ever 😭

martha hesselein

@martha_hess

My kitty is dying. I don’t expect a response to this tweet, and that’s okay. I just want to put out there that she is The Best Kitty and my heart is breaking. #CatsOfTwitter

milo☀️

@cndyperfumethey

strong contender for best tweet of all time btw

Paul Weedon

@paulweeedon

The best feature about Twitter is when you briefly catch sight of a tweet that piques your interest and the page refreshes without you asking it to and you can never find said tweet again. I love that.

Hassaan Niazi

@HniaziISF

1 tweet for my my father, my best friend my iron man who travelled with me throughout pakistan who Lost weight, Didnt sleep for 10 days and Had to hear constant PTI slogans for me 😆 Love u big man despite our crazy political differences.(missed our heated arguments 😝)

Vikas Navratna

@vikasnavaratna

My wife, who doesn't tweet, wants me to tell you that Neutrogena hydro boost 50 & Sun bum 50 sunscreens are best options for fast-absorbing non-oily sunscreen lotions that don't make brown people like us look like freshly made powdered donuts when applied.

kay.

@ITaughtEm_Dat

Yall going to pull yall best Mexicans. The tweet still stands! We all know Mexicans either built like Selena or the lady that killed her. You’re Selena, let’s move on…

Jimmy’s Famous Seafood

@JimmysSeafood

Overwhelmed by the support! We are doing our best to get the website back up to full strength, and will work tirelessly to answer each tweet! 🇺🇸 🦀

🎨 Eil 🍉

@hello_eil

Who is the best contender for worst tweet of all time?

naiive

@naiivememe

still the best tweet

Old Internet

@OldInternetFeel

best tweet of 2014

NHS Million

@NHSMillion

Honest tweet now. This account is run by frontline NHS staff. There’s just 3 of us. We have tried our best to get out what is happening on the ground. But we are completely exhausted. If you support what we are doing pls will you follow & RT this to your followers? Thank you 🙏🏻

Hodgetwins

@hodgetwins

This might be the best tweet ever sent from Don JR’s account 🤣

Paul Bronks

@SlenderSherbet

Finding the best tweet you've ever seen then the feed refreshes and it's gone forever.

Ted Lieu

@tedlieu

Now that @FLOTUS has started her "Be Best" program to promote kindness and to counter cyber bullying, every now and then I will provide examples of what is not a Be Best tweet. First example is below.

Dwigt Rortugal

@Rauer_2

this is, and forever will be, the best tweet ever

Dr Moeketsi

@AusBassie

Please drop the best financial advice under this tweet.