Best Tweets About Work

Jenni

@hashjenni

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Shannon

@shann_anigans

So I'm supposed to go to work and do my job tomorrow as if half the country didn't just vote to give me less rights than men?????

blue

@bluewmist

to avoid burnout at work use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

☔

@Whotfismick

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

☔

@Whotfismick

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

daz

@MetamateDaz

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.” MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME MY BANK IS FORCING ME THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME SOCIETY IS FORCING ME

diana 🪽

@dirtyydian

"fuck this job" *goes to work*

Hoop Herald

@TheHoopHerald

Strong words from Cam Ward “I grew up watching my Dad wake up at 4:30 for a job he didnt like, so if I can’t wake up early and work hard at a job I do like, I shouldn’t be playing Football”

Aliza 🌻

@aalizaaaa

Getting a job and then actually going to work

Basil🧡

@LinkofSunshine

I’m sorry but if a recent CS graduate turned down a job for work life balance after an *interview* you must have said absolutely heinous things about the hours lol

spidey

@lochan_twt

"I'll just learn coding, get a remote job, and work from Bali."

cay 𐙚⋆˚

@cayverass

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Jenni

@hashjenni

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

trash jones

@jzux

when your job makes you work on December 26

Neet

@neet_sol

a 9-5 job means you live at work and visit your house at night

☔

@Whotfismick

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Ariana

@ariijosephine

the one job I work at that I get reminded i’m to pretty to work at😂

Lowkeyhurt

@uhtriad

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Jenni

@hashjenni

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

@Chicago1Ray ���🇸

@Chicago1Ray

WTF 🚨 Maxine Waters has not showed up for work in (7) mo's and she's still collecting a chec Raise your hand ✋️ if you want Speaker Johnson to expel her from congress for theft She's stealing from the American people, by getting paid but doing your job This ends now

Muhammadu Buhari

@MBuhari

I congratulate His Excellency @officialABAT on his victory. Elected by the people, he is the best person for the job. I shall now work with him and his team to ensure an orderly handover of power.

CBS News

@CBSNews

In tears, a nurse says she quit her job after she was asked to work in a coronavirus ICU without a face mask: “America is not prepared, and nurses are not being protected” https://t.co/ywoSuLOPYP

Wealth Squad Chris

@Chrissssjohnson

Society: Get a job, work for 45 years, retire when you’re 67 and enjoy your freedom and family time. Me:

Senator Mark Kelly

@SenMarkKelly

Donald Trump can try to intimidate me, but it’s not going to work. My job is to defend the Constitution and hold any president accountable.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

While I don’t think the debate hosts were fair to @realDonaldTrump, @KamalaHarris exceeded most people’s expectations tonight. That said, when it comes to getting things done, not just saying nice-sounding words, I strongly believe that Trump will do a far better job. After all, if Kamala can do great things, why hasn’t she? Biden rarely shows up for work, so she’s basically in charge already. The question comes down to this: do you want current trends to continue for 4 more years or do you want change?

Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷

@KourtneyannK

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

🚨🇩🇪 Jürgen Klopp: “The day you don't want me anymore, I'm gone - without any severance pay”. “If you say tomorrow that he's rubbish, I'm gone”. “If you behave badly and don't leave my family in peace, I'm gone”. “Criticize me if something doesn’t work. I’m happy to work on it. It’s all about the job”. “Jürgen Klopp doesn’t have a career after the national team. Ideally, this is the highlight of my career”.

Daily Loud

@DailyLoud

Man quit his $100K per year salary job to work for Logan Paul… but got rejected.

Raphousetv (RHTV)

@raphousetv2

Burger King Employee that went Viral for Working 12 Hour Shifts Alone, has been fired from her job, for coming to work late! ⏰🍔💔

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

This job is crazy 😳 Would you work here for $50 an hour?

Lisa

@lisathebeauty1

I’ll never understand work beef. Just do your job and go home 😭

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

A man got off work and discovered that his dog had run the 24 kilometers from his house to his job and was waiting for him on top of his car. Dogs are the only living creatures in the world that love unconditionally.

Paul O’Brien

@Paul_L_OBrien

I was helping my mom get into her nightgown and then into bed. She thanked me and said I do a wonderful job. Then she asked me how many houses I work at each day. I said just this one. She smiled then asked me what my name is. Alzheimer’s is so brutal. No funny story tonight, just sadness.

UI/UX

@Ajayfizzy

Me at work trying to be grateful that I have a job

Raphousetv (RHTV)

@raphousetv2

A Man Quits his $25/hour job to work in fast food because they allowed his daughter to come to work with him so he can spend more time with her.👏🏾❤️

Wall Street Apes

@WallStreetApes

American woman on government benefits including EBT Food Stamps outright says she just doesn’t want to work “Go get a job. Work 40 hours a week” “I don't want to — No, I don’t want to” There are millions of people abusing the system just like this, and we’re paying for it

LuceRN

@LuceResists

Ethics ?. I was invited 2 a virtual job interview. The person conducting the interview was surrounded by trump paraphernalia. I declined to interview any further. Hubby pissed (lucrative job). I will NOT work 4 a trumper & politics has to be kept out of the workplace. Yes or no?

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

Would you work this job for $100 a hour?

Wall Street Apes

@WallStreetApes

Investigation finds an Indian man in Texas was brought over on a H-1B visa to work a tech job Turns out that was fraud and instead he’s running a food truck, but that’s not all His Indian wife is opening up a bunch of businesses and having this man run them, this is illegal because according to the H-1B visa rules, he can not work anywhere but the job he was brought over to work The system is being scammed

UNRULY LUCIAN 🇱🇨

@dontasktolink

Yall ever realize the older women who are single are always content with being alone. They don’t care about having sex or anything.. they work their lil job & probably find a little hobby & that’s just it.

Secretary Sean Duffy

@SecDuffy

Men aren’t toxic and masculinity should be celebrated. Young men today should: ✅ Be responsible ✅ Respect women ✅ Get a job and work hard ✅ Go to church ✅ Be honorable Sad that this isn’t a no-brainer to leftists like @AOC!

​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚

@sunnkssdseraph

The baby is only part of the birth. There's another birth that almost nobody talks about. The PLACENTA. For 9 months, your body grows an entirely new organ, an organ with one job keeping your baby alive. It delivers oxygen, nutrients, hormones, filters waste and connects two completely different circulatory systems without ever mixing your blood. Then, minutes after your baby is born that organ detaches from the wall of your uterus, and when it does, it leaves behind a wound roughly the size of a dinner plate. About 10 cm across, that is why you bleed after birth, because your body is healing a wound. At the same time, your uterus, which stretched enough to hold an entire baby, is working around the clock to shrink back down to its pre pregnancy size. Those after pains you're feeling those contractions, they are your uterus, squeezing itself smaller while compressing hundreds of open blood vessels to stop the bleeding. Now imagine this. If you had a wound that size anywhere else, on your body, on your arm, on your leg, your back, would anyone expect you to be back at work in a week? Would anyone expect you you to entertain visitors? Cook meals, carry a baby day and night smile for photos and get your body back, of course not. You'd probably be in the hospital on a drip. People would tell you to rest up. They'd expect weeks of recovery, yet when that exact wound is hidden inside your body, the world acts as though you should be back to normal almost immediately. 6 weeks later, you go for your postpartum, check up. Many women think it's a milestone that says, wow, you've recovered. It isn't. It's simply checking whether the bleeding has stopped, whether the placental wound has healed and whether your uterus is recovering as expected. It is not a certificate that says your body, brain, hormones, identity or even nervous system have all returned to normal. So if you've ever been wondering, why haven't I bounced back yet? Here's the better question why were you ever expected to bounce back from something this enormous in the first place? Your body is recovering from one of the most extraordinary healing processes a human being can experience. Give yourself some time and space to recover.

Sama Hoole

@SamaHoole

The BBC has had thirty eight years and £3.8 billion a year to explain British farming to the British public. The job was eventually done by an American shopping website, in eight episodes, fronted by the man the BBC itself dropped over a row about a steak. Countryfile first went out on 24 July 1988, and its origin is the part nobody brings up. It replaced Farming, a programme that had spent thirty years making news for the people who actually did the work. The new show was deliberately widened to take in everybody who merely liked the countryside as well as those who lived off it. Widened meant softened. In 2009 it moved to Sunday evenings, where five to six million people still watch, and it has been settled ever since into an hour of scenery, a ramble, a calendar competition and the weather. Then in June 2021 a company best known for selling doorbells put out a series about a man failing to farm a thousand acres, and within a week the British public understood the subsidy system. Look at what an American retailer put on screen that thirty eight years of Sunday nights had not. A thousand acres, a full year of work, £144 profit. A crop drowning in the field with nobody coming to help. A farmer selling at a price he is not allowed to set. A council able to shut a restaurant standing on a man's own land. The accounts, open, with jokes over the top. James Rebanks, who keeps sheep for a living rather than for a segment, reckoned Clarkson did more for farmers in one series than Countryfile had managed in thirty years. The NFU said the same thing in nicer words. Now the funding, which is where it gets genuinely funny. Countryfile is paid for by £180 a year, rising on 1 April, taken from every household in Britain that watches live television, on pain of prosecution. Twenty three million licences. Three point eight billion pounds. Guaranteed money, a captive audience, a national mandate and a prime Sunday slot. Clarkson's Farm is paid for by people voluntarily pressing play, and it goes out in more than 240 countries. The nation's farmers had one broadcaster legally funded by them, obliged to serve them, sitting on the biggest slot in British television. It gave them a weather forecast and a photography competition, and when a bloke with a Lamborghini tractor did the actual job for free, the same building's stars went on a sofa to complain about his opening credits. The BBC had the money, the mandate, the Sunday night and thirty eight years. It used them to film the view.

Ignorance, the root and stem of all evil

@ivan_8848

🚨Edward Snowden’s Ominous Warning to the World 🚨These Programs, Mass Surveillance is NOT About Public Safety. 🚨It is not about terrorism. 🚨It is about power. It is about economic espionage. It is about diplomatic manipulation. And it is about social influence. It is about understanding the actions of everyone in the world as carefully as they can, no matter who they are, no matter how innocent their life. But we see how these same technologies are being applied to create what they call the social credit system. If any of these family photos,if any of your activities online, if your purchases, if your associations, if your friends are in any way different from what the government or the powers that be of the moment would like them to be, you're no longer able to purchase train tickets. You're no longer able to board an airplane. You may not be able to get a passport. You may not be eligible for a job. You might not be able to work for the government. All of these things are increasingly being created and programmed and decided by algorithms. And those algorithms are fueled by precisely the innocent data that our devices are creating all of the time, constantly, invisibly, quietly, right now. Our devices are casting all of these records that we do not see being created that in aggregate seem very innocent. You were at Starbucks at this time. You went to the hospital afterwards. You spent a long time at the hospital. After you left the hospital, you made a phone call. You made a phone call to your mother. You talked to her until the middle of the night. The hospital was an oncology clinic. Even if you can't see the content of these communications, the activity records, what the government calls metadata, which they argue they do not need a warrant to collect, tells the whole story. And these activity records are being created and shared and collected and intercepted constantly by companies and governments. And ultimately, it means as they sell these, as they trade these, as they make their businesses on the backs of these records, what they are selling is not information. What they are selling is us. They're selling our future. They're selling our past. They are selling our history, our identity. They are stealing our power and making our stories work for them. “When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals!” - Edward Snowden

Eric Daugherty

@EricLDaugh

LAID OFF IRS AGENT: I just want my job back. I just want to go to work. I just want to work. I want my job back. I want the unions to fight. I want this reversed. Let us work, let us do what they employed us to do, what we took our oath to do.