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    45 tweets · Collected July 2026

    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Quick explainer video that tackles… 1)    Timeline questions 2)    Logan canon 3)    MCU FAQ 4)    Whether we can do this all day or not

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    The world looks different now. She was great at defying expectation. She managed to grow very old and somehow, not old enough. We’ll miss you, Betty. Now you know the secret.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    There is no Fox Marvel Universe or MCU without Blade first creating a market. He’s Marvel Daddy. Please retweet for a Logan-like send off. #DeadpoolAndWolverine

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    From a guy who never knows when to quit, I’m glad you guys never did. Congrats #Avengers.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    I think we all knew I'd wind up as a miniature detective repeatedly saying the same two words. Just didn't think it'd be this soon. #PikaPika #DetectivePikachu

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    My one year old daughter is obsessed with Baby Shark. All day. Every day. And there��s only one way to fix this.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    No. Put on Spider-Man (from 2002) and tell him it’s Deadpool. It’s what I do with my kids. Remember to look him straight in the eye when you lie. Good luck. 🕷

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Two things. First, I have your autograph right here, Bang Chan. Will send to you this week. Second, as a new @Stray_Kids fan, can I get an autograph? #NewFavouriteAustralian

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Gambit is a guy Chan was born to play. His story is similar to mine in that he spent a decade trying to put the most comic-accurate version of Gambit on the big screen. Remy LeBeau is grafted to his soul and needs to come out and deal. And Gambit found his author in Chan. He’s one of the coolest, smartest characters in Comics and still largely unexplored. I want more — and from what I saw in theaters, you do too. Having the chance to say goodbye to some of these heroes is as important as having new characters to root for… and rooting for Gambit is easy. Rooting for Chan is even easier. He’s one of the greatest, hardest working, kindest people in this entire industry. I couldn’t be more thrilled to see @channingtatum pull Gambit from the dead and bring him to life at the perfect time and perfect way. #Gambit ♠️ #DeadpoolAndWolverine.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    R-Rated box office congratulatory posts aren’t like the ones you’re used to...

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    2015. First time in the suit. It was so clean. So innocent. We both were. #deadpool2

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    I remember how challenging it was to sing because the A-hole was so tight. But I pushed through because kids all over the country were counting on me.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    I want to shut this disgusting rumor down before I start it. Yes, there’s a scene in #deadpool2 in which I have adorable little baby legs. In order to achieve this illusion I did NOT sit on an actual baby... For more than a minute. An hour, tops.

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    Deadpool 2. Because you never get a third chance to make a second impression. Get your tickets at https://t.co/dO1jDjpFpy

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    Ryan Reynolds
    @VancityReynolds

    My infant daughter's traumatized for life. 50 Shades of Grey = Worst fucking coloring book ever.

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