Best Tweets About Coffee

professor fish

@frogwithablogg

if I owned a cafe, I would have this picture as a guide for how much cream/milk customers want in their coffee. like ok and now select which color coffee you’d like.. guinea pig number 6 ok

Dividend Hero

@HeroDividend

Elon Musk was able to buy Twitter because he doesn’t spend $5 on coffee everyday

lex

@sixxelaaa

im a fake ass coffee drinker i like it sweet af

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@martyps

My coffee art today is a cat letting off an atomic bomb

chuuch

@ch000ch

coffee prices are out of control

OSCAR

@now_thats_oscar

parents told me i should email Tarantino and ask to work on his sets for a film job. "even if you're just bringing people their coffee, it's a way in!"

bails

@theyluvbails

Why my coffee hitting the folks

Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq.

@ParikPatelCFA

He stopped making his coffee at home

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@CBD42O

did they invent "cold foam" because people were embarrassed to order coffee with whipped cream

Rob Daviau

@robdaviau

The people calling everyone "snowflakes" have been deeply offended by a Broadway show, a coffee shop, SNL, a Star Wars movie, and a beer ad.

Ali

@devlin0326

Today I walked 0 miles, had a baby and drank coffee :)

Emanuel Quiñones

@EQuinones6310

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world. And they are not handling it well. In the best possible way. Here is what they are discovering: Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time. Free water at every restaurant. Just appears. Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited. Free chips and salsa before you even order. Free warm bread with dinner. Ice in drinks like civilized people. Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact. Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going. Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it. Ranch dressing by the gallon. Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced. Dental care that actually works. Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s. Then they found the grocery stores. Five of them within one mile. Each one the size of an aircraft hangar. Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday. The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes. In silence. Processing. They finally understand why we do not have trains. We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive. Parking lots the size of small European countries. Airports in every city worth visiting. Why would we need trains. The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle. The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak. The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre. The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas. Welcome to America! The greatest country on earth.

Books Behind Borders

@MHTruthUltra

You’re not poor because you bought coffee and avocados. You’re poor because billionaires bought Congress and the Presidency.

Lew Later

@LewLater

Is there a tea capable of delivering a coffee style jolt to the system?

Ler ! Team Tragedy

@lermotif

#deltarune It's 3 am and I'm at the third cup of coffee

Certified Spirit Weirdo

@chiefurameshi90

That one tweet about that lady enjoying having coffee in the morning with her husband was insane to watch unfold on here.

manuel

@manwelllb_

I want an overpriced coffee

a.s.

@matchabae99

my friend who moved away got my coffee order and sent me a photo of it saying she’s thinking of me, how silly am i to think i’m not loved

Jon Bird

@2002tacomasr5

There's a conference for blind people happening a few blocks from our coffee shop and let me tell you these seeing eye dogs are going absolutely nuts on the crumbs. Haven't had to sweep in 3 days. Pure chaos.

Dear Son.

@DearS_o_n

You're a man. Get out of your fucking room. Pack your laptop and go to a coffee shop. A hotel. Rent a bnb for the weekend. Go to a different city. Go ANYWHERE, but your room After 37 years of age as a man, I’ve finally come to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

tate

@octatate

haven’t stopped shaking since finishing my dunkin coffee an hour and a half ago

kitty

@bloodmoonkat

she is soooo fierce with regular eyebrows … she gives girl in your english class who always runs late with a really fab outfit on and a black coffee in hand i love it

ALPHA DRIVE ONE

@ALD1_official

NO COFFEE × ALPHA DRIVE ONE #ALPHADRIVEONE #ALD1 #알파드라이브원 #nocoffee #노커피 #ノーコーヒー

Autism Capital 🧩

@AutismCapital

FUN FACT: Apparently Erling Haaland lives off of a diet of sourdough bread, raw milk, coffee, maple syrup, eggs, honey, steaks, potatoes, asparagus, and bearnaise sauce. Delicious.

Prince Ali 🇵🇸

@SulzAli

I saw a guy at Starbucks today. No iPhone. No tablet. No laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a Psychopath.

H.S.

@Hadia__S

I had coffee with a guy yesterday. When he went to the bathroom, the gay guy sitting behind me passed me this note 😂😭😂😭

constantine

@cnstntnnn

sometimes going to get coffee isn’t really about the coffee

maddy

@timesnewmaddy

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

Xannie Woodard

@XannieW

Please stop telling people to respect others' opinions. That's for things like "I don't like coffee" not for "I don't like black people."

Ramin Nasibov

@RaminNasibov

I saw a guy at coffeeshop today. No iPhone. No laptop. No tablet. Just sitting there. Drinking his coffee.

Forte 4R😶‍🌫️

@Forte4r

Vintage Ozempic was just smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee on an empty stomach until 3 PM everyday

Mikey

@MikeyPopMuse

Cake in a coffee shop

ginadarlingxox

@ginadarlingxox

I need an iced coffee

Allie ✞

@allie__voss

If anyone wants to know what labs are like, this was my stepmom’s coffee this morning

Johnny Midnight ⚡️

@its_The_Dr

Me when I get my Coffee in the morning! 😂

jp

@jus10pr

They brought donuts into work but I stuck with fruit and coffee

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@FromN5_

I can’t be the only one who drinks coffee just because it tastes good. It doesn’t keep me awake at all. I could finish a whole cup and take a nap right after

karolinak

@karolinakworld

Sleepy morning with coffee and my tomcat. Are you a morning person?

narpy

@narpylive

coffee is served!

Hazel May

@HazelMay38K

Coffee or tea?

yul

@juliabracadabra

quit coffee this year, started dressing like coffee this year

Gun Lovers Club

@GunloverClub1

Man cave essential: Encasing an AK rifle and live rounds in crystal-clear epoxy for the ultimate coffee table. Would you put this in your house?

くりす➡️Anime matsuri‼️

@kuuritac

Urm aktually cafe, sugar actually makes coffee taste edible

Alison Fisk

@AlisonFisk

Sipping my coffee ☕️ and thinking about these marvellous Minoan cups! They look so modern it’s incredible to think they were made by Bronze Age potters some 3,800 years ago! Heraklion Archaeological Museum, Crete. 📷 by me #Archaeology

Spacesthetic

@interiorsuckerr

Would you brave the heights for a coffee? 📍Yandang Mountain, China