Best Breakup Tweets

lily

@hondacrvthe3rd

fuck a breakup have you ever realized one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

𝙞𝙨𝙖𝙞𝙖𝙝🖖🏽

@whatsaiah

fuck a breakup you ever had a dream so realistic that you wake up mad cause it was all fake

Khloé

@khloekardashian

What’s been harder & more painful is being hurt by someone so close to me. Someone whom I love & treat like a little sister. But Jordyn is not to be blamed for the breakup of my family. This was Tristan’s fault.

👨🏾‍💻

@soIodown

I’m currently watching my dad go through a frienship breakup rn and omg… I thought the group falling apart at 14 was terrible but SIXTY?!?!?

grant

@TakeForGrantd

Spotify: hey dumbass. hey asshole. Me: pls don’t Spotify: here’s your 2019 Rewind playlist you bitch Me: stop Spotify: and we pulled every fucken song from that one 6 week period after a breakup Me: *already listening to the playlist, crying* it’s perfect. i hate you.

#fenty

@deadsbirth

fuck a breakup you ever find a good tiktok then refresh your fyp

alfie

@alfienxo

fuck a breakup have you ever realised one of your friends was kind of a terrible person?

Josh Sorbe

@joshsorbe

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

bONGO 🌹

@wariocolosseum

oh the breakup was NASTY

Robert Schultz

@_RobertSchultz

my girlfriend just asked me why I still pay rent for my apartment when I spend every night at her place so now I have to come up with an answer that somehow doesn’t include the phrase “breakup insurance”

BMV T

@tmoneythebarber

Fuck a breakup , have you ever finished a Netflix series you loved 😭

GL

@gldivittorio

“All of Olivia Rodrigos’ songs are breakup songs” did you want her to write about the civil war??

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@LilNasX

somewhere in the world there is a girl who just cut and dyed her hair after a breakup and about to post it with the caption “so this just happened” and i just want to tell her that i love her

Pop Base

@PopBase

Megan Thee Stallion issues statement regarding breakup with Klay Thompson to TMZ: "I’ve made the decision to end my relationship with Klay. Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there’s no real path forward. I’m taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity.”

juju 💰

@ayeejuju

fuck a breakup you ever found a fire tiktok then refreshed your fyp on accident

kanishk

@kaxishk

katy parenting her daughter in middle of tour all by herself while orlando bloom is hanging out with random girlies right after breakup..

jay ✰

@jayythewave

fuck a breakup, you ever give someone an excuse not to link up and they got solutions 😭

That Blame Guy

@ImToBlame

All women no matter income/age act the same on social media after that breakup.

walker’s anatomy

@RobWalks_

y'all know y'all went crazy with Potential Breakup Song right?

Anime 🪴

@Gardenofanime

Fuck a breakup you ever watched a 12 episode anime in a day & realize it didnt have a second season?

𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾

@lordbrazes

FUCK A BREAKUP… you ever had to shit AFTER you showered?

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@Whotfismick

fuck a breakup have you ever been the excluded friend

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@PEACHYBLACKG0RL

10 year old me listening to jar of hearts pretending i was going through a tough breakup

𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾

@misskerrington

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

kanishk

@kaxishk

going through a breakup in middle of tour again with a hate train.. yall really broke her

trash jones

@jzux

by age 30 you should have one harrowing friendship breakup that you talk about with the fragile stoicism of a Vietnam veteran

alice♡︎

@alice_1238

fuck a breakup, have u ever cried bc you were scared that you won't ever be loved like the girls you read about?

sanj

@sanjanasjokes

there’s no post-breakup healing process for girls u just wake up one day and be like “ew” n ur free

NO CONTEXT HUMANS

@HumansNoContext

this is a valid reason for breakup

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@Dan_082505

January teaches us to 1. Love ourself (Corona Virus) 2. Love others (WW3) 3. Love our nature (Taal Volcano and Australia Wildfire) 4. Love our partner(Jadine's breakup) 5. Love our family (Kobe and Gigi's death)

bog

@sunnahatesyou

forget a breakup doritos is changing their logo

ugh

@gIitering

its weird how your ex will block you right after a breakup, but couldn’t figure out how to block their ex during your entire relationship

Nicki 🫧🪷

@nickimoraa

Men hit the gym after a breakup thinking their body is the issue. bro you have the emotional intelligence and maturity of a door knob. go to therapy.

latke

@latkedelrey

you go through the worst breakup of all time and suddenly men are 6’4”

nani

@pettyblackgirI

I'm happy to see women taking legal action against men who violate their bodily autonomy & consent after a breakup. you're doing amazing.

sammm ☆

@onlysammms

having a mutual understanding that u care abt eachother and can't leave each other alone but can't be together has to arguably be worse than a breakup

stressed

@onlystresstoday

that breakup saved you.

Beauty of music and nature 🌺🌺

@Axaxia88

A woman drove 8 hours to a shelter to bring her beloved dog home. She later discovered that after their breakup, her ex-husband had deliberately taken the dog to the shelter as a cruel act of revenge. The moment the dog saw her, he burst with happiness. He barked excitedly, ran around nonstop, whimpered with emotion, wagged his tail without stopping, and kept jumping into the arms of the person he loved most. The shelter staff said they had never witnessed such an emotional reunion before. The dog's overwhelming reaction showed just how deeply he had missed his owner and how heartbroken he had been during the time they were apart. ❤️

fisayo

@fisayorhd

breakups be hard asf when you know your btch going…they gone be cracking first night

Hoodville

@Hoodville_

If ya ex turns into a hœ after a breakup, you won 🏆

Laiiyylaa

@Laiiyylaa

Life after a breakup is wild. One day you know you deserved better and feel genuinely content with it being over, the next day you miss them and wish things had turned out differently.

​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚

@sunnkssdseraph

when a couple breaks up, don't listen to both sides. Just watch who gets a glow up and who jumps fast into a new relationship. Because people can tell me whatever story they want, but I'm watching the post breakup behavior. One person suddenly starts going to the gym, drinking water, reconnecting with friends, finding hobbies, reading books, learning a language, discovering inner peace. The other is dating someone 11 minutes later. And I'm not talking about just going out on dates, flirting here and there, you know, dressing your wounds up a little bit. That's normal, that's fine. I'm talking about a full relationship 2.5 weeks after telling your ex you're still in love with them and the funniest part is how predictable it all is. One person treats break up like physical therapy and the other treats it like a relay race. There's no gap whatsoever, just a clean handoff right away. I'm not saying it proves anything, I'm just saying if someone was supposedly devastated and then debuted a new relationship before even learned the breakup happened i'm going to have some questions. Okay, a lot of questions. Everybody says healing looks different for everyone, which I guess is true, but some people's healing looks suspiciously like having another person's Netflix password immediately. You got to take it easy.

Aagaz.

@Kohlisdriv3v

Protest was so goated, now it hurts more than the breakup.

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@pupissussed

is it not weird if someone gets with another person 2 weeks after a breakup or is that just me