Best Astrology Tweets

Rahul Kothari

@rahkothari

Huge day for astrology accounts who don��t have to split up the signs into two posts anymore

beth

@urpalbeth

men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team

trish

@ultragloss

if astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between january and december evil

Luis Vercetti

@97Vercetti

white girls be smoking 4 packs of cigarettes a day talking bout some astrology this & astrology that .. bitch u worrying about the wrong cancer

tan

@tandratbh

this about to hit them ig meme astrology accounts like crack

five

@mloose_

Let kids believe in Santa, you believe in astrology

T

@TMN3218

“Men will make fun of women who like astrology while managing a fake football team.” 😭😭😭

xero

@mobpsychofanboy

girls arguing over astrology call that star wars

𝑺𝒕✩𝒓𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍 | CELEBRITY ASTROLOGER

@yungkalez

I met the owner of a nightclub named Zodiac and asked him what made him go with the astrology theme. He said “I don’t give a fuck about horoscopes, people like astrology and I like money, that’s it” then did a free shot with me. Guess his sign lol

Wøe ☥

@Woeotto

if astrology is actually real then why don’t twins act the same

Jay 

@Jayzus_

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

prance

@bocxtop

bunch of dudes on reddit joined together to raise gamestop's stock price 150% just cuz and u want me to believe the stock market isnt just straight men's astrology

invader zim

@f8the

men be bashing astrology n whole time be exact stereotypes of they sign

grant

@TakeForGrantd

fuck your astrology sign what type of antidepressants are you on

bobby wasabi

@bobbyteriyaki

-full moon -trump got covid -new 21 savage album -october 1st maybe these astrology girls are onto something 🧐

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@FeralPHunter

at some point every straight man has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid

Sherry

@SchrodingrsBrat

Girls should bring up astrology on a first date. Not because it’s an accurate measure of compatibility, but because it self-identifies men who are arrogant, condescending, and incapable of entertaining opinions they disagree with.

macee

@r0zdoyle

stock market gf and astrology gf

Genshin Impact

@GenshinImpact

Layla ‧ Fantastical Evening Star Half-Awake, Half-Asleep, All Incredulous A Rtawahist student, Layla specializes in Theoretical Astrology and draws star charts tirelessly in order to write her thesis. #GenshinImpact #Layla

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@ihyyJosh

nft son or astrology daughter?

Noor ✭

@Noorthevirgo

If astrology isn’t real then why is every man born between January and December evil?

♡ bri ♡

@blazinwithbri

if astrology isn’t real then WHY is shrek a taurus?

GL

@gldivittorio

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

James

@CaucasianJames

girls believe in astrology but don’t believe in themselves. breaks my heart

𝒩𝑜𝓉𝓉𝓎 🌷

@nottydesignss

Astrology girls line up! What in the living HELL is going on this week?

Skely

@123skely

I love dating astrology-girls. Makes me feel like some barbarian king. I wake up and I’m like WHAT DO THE STARS SAY!?! Shall I be victorious today? Tell me of the omens.

¿alex?

@hoemoticon

no one: people who love astrology getting ready to read you based off your sign:

Eric

@EricEsoteric_

Robert pattinson, a taurus, said that his favourite scent is “when you’re in love with someone, and the smell is incredible” because it “brings out an animal side of being human.” A fucking taurus said this BUT astrology isn’t real..

♡ bri ♡

@blazinwithbri

if astrology is fake then why is Halloween during Scorpio season

Cherry Amour

@CH3RRYAMOURXOXO

“i’m not like other girls-“ okay but i am like other girls and that’s okay. i like starbucks, astrology, instagram, fashion, philosophy, and makeup and i’m not ashamed of that at all. there’s nothing wrong with not having an individuality complex.

𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙟𝙖

@sunnydrip

people will believe in the government but not astrology

toxic king

@toxicking

Girls arguing over astrology, call that shit Star Wars

♡ bri ♡

@blazinwithbri

if astrology is fake then WHY is earth day during taurus season??? 🌎🌲🍃🌱🌳☀️🌸🌻🌺💧

non aesthetic things

@PicturesFoIder

When science meets astrology

meg

@mercurialaries

only hot people like astrology, sorry

woo woo woman

@witti_indi

Wait we need to talk about this little astrology moment from the original Scooby-Doo LMAO

meg

@mercurialaries

astrology gf, idk wtf ure saying but i support it bf

cryptic incognito

@CrypticNoHoes

Believing in Donda is dropping is just astrology for men

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@jwsnabi

vin diesel talking about astrology and how his mom made a wonderful living out of reading charts and all! i stan only one cancer sun, sagittarius moon, scorpio rising man 🥰 also the way he excitedly said "awesome" when jimmy said he's a scorpio ugh love that 🍋

meg

@mercurialaries

if you talked to the moon as a child you’re into astrology now

ashtyn 🎱

@witchashtyn

if astrology isn't real then why is every cancer i've met like .. that

fecko stinko

@ladwife

astrology is real because nothing else can explain why aquarius people act like... that

milk

@milkstrology

if astrology isn't real why do aries look like this:

tess

@astrogrIz

This is actually my favorite astrology related tiktok

Aristo

@aristomarinetti

Astrology girlfriend - Holocaust denier boyfriend